Aside from skating and riding his bike on rainbows, Brian Boitano likes to cook, and now Food Network has given him a venue to do just that. Since I’m not usually doing much on any given early Sunday afternoon, I tuned in to the premiere last weekend. The fact that they were embracing the whole South Park thing had me just deadly curious.
Upon viewing the first episode, I think the best way to describe this show is Barefoot Contessa on speed. click to read more »
Note: This article was drafted originally during my Winter Break, end of 2008. I apologize sincerely for how much it sucks – hopefully it will be interesting anyway.
In my recent adventures at College (capitalization intentional, and intended to be ironic), I haven’t had much time for reading – much less, reading for fun and escapism. But then, what are breaks made for but exactly those sorts of things? Ergo: I did some reading, and it was fun, escapist fantasy.

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… as I stride through the gates of Hell, carrying your head on a pike!
All right, all right, roll! Roll through the gates of Hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?